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The Reaper's Due

Essentially, never give any land or titles to any of your brother or sisters. Sure, they will be mad but they can never really do anything about it.

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If you have more demesne than your maximum, shovel them off to the courtier that likes you the most. The only negative side effect I found from this strategy is that once your kingdom becomes fairly large I'm talking France kind of large your vassals will frequently war with each other. You just have to be careful that one vassal does not accumulate too much land.

If you get bored of Ireland, I suggest playing as one of the Spanish kingdoms. The awesome part is that Leon, Galicia, and Castile are all brothers. So if you plot against people which is what you should do if you want to murder someone and you have a bit of luck, you can cobble together most of northwestern Iberia in a few years.

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The End of Days. Perhaps someone should do that in GoT, create an inbred slave dynasty. Most of the time crazy shit like the OP mentioned happens all the time. Or sign in with your social account: His wife had just given birth to a son, enslave the kid.

Once you have done that, you can choose to either go against your Catholic brethren to the east or wage a holy war against the heretics to the south. Holy Wars are fun, but you can quickly get overwhelmed so fabricating claims is generally a better strategy. Anyway, I can talk about this game forever. Glad to hear that someone else is experiencing the fun of uniting good ol' Eire. Dave explains it well http: Please Log In to post. This edit will also create new pages on Giant Bomb for: Until you earn points all your submissions need to be vetted by other Giant Bomb users.

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RawknRo11a Follow Forum Posts: Jrinswand Follow Forum Posts: Pezen Follow Forum Posts: That's the sort of story that actually makes me interested in this game. Chemin Follow Forum Posts: It's possible while your guy is stupid, his melee stat might be through the roof, meaning while he's retarded, he kicks ass in battle. Succession rules are weird though, as someone already said, switch to primogeniture.

I once 'inherited' all of Brittany because a courtier of mine married the Duchess there. He immediately tried to secede so I had to beat his ass, but I got the whole of Brittany doing nothing. ArtisanBreads Follow Forum Posts: Total War really is missing these personal stories and the presence of individuals. I think I need to play that game. Ravelle Follow Forum Posts: TwoLines Follow Forum Posts: I'm adding this game to my wish list. I love this game so hard.

Because fuck Cornwall. men . Very few games generate anecdotes better than CKII. . Shit turns really bad really fast when the king dies. I've done a lot of bad things in this game, but doing it to my own .. I'm sure I'll commit many more atrocities in the future. . Fuck it, I said.

Funkydupe Follow Forum Posts: I tried this but I couldn't really get anywhere, I guess I suck at it. Subjugation Follow Forum Posts: Animasta Follow Forum Posts: HI and yeah, that shit is great OP and is the reason why I play. MariachiMacabre Follow Forum Posts: Subjugation ETA to Animasta: Animasta can smell CK2 threads like a shark smells blood in the water.

Atlas Follow Forum Posts: Very few games generate anecdotes better than CKII. It's pretty close last I checked. Tennmuerti Follow Forum Posts: Oh man that was a hilarious read. On that note I really really need to actually start playing the damn game at some point. Patman99 Follow Forum Posts: RollingZeppelin Follow Forum Posts: King Dude could've used someone like you around.

You are now the king of Ireland. Veektarius Follow Forum Posts: MuttersomeTaxicab Follow Forum Posts: Ravenlight Follow Forum Posts: I'm picking up CK2 on Friday. Finally there was peace. Welp, there goes another 30 hours. It was announced on [1]. It was released on [2] alongside patch 2. Little remains of those settlements where the Black Death has passed through.

Hasty burials make a mockery of the sacraments and set a feast for the crows. Once prosperous provinces have been laid waste, and the lord of the land hides away — secluded in his hilltop fortress, hoping the plague will pass him by. It introduces many new systems and features:. The expansion adds a large number of small features and mechanics around the theme of death, diseases and epidemics:.

All developer diaries about The Reaper's Due expansion and patch 2. Retrieved from " https: Views Read Edit View history. This page was last modified on 19 March , at Content is available under Attribution-ShareAlike 3. Originally posted by Copper Blood:.

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Last edited by himax ; 20 Feb, 1: Langkard View Profile View Posts. However if you try and do the same thing starting in it's a bit different. I'm by no means good at this game, but I'll try to help you out. I imagine if your area,county names,buildings, ect.

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Also I wouldn't get hung up on a bad start. It can sometimes be the hardest part of the game. I lost a game in four years before due to revolts check my screenshots XD. Honestly that's what I love about it though. You never know whats gonna happen.

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Ck2 is the king of emergent gameplay pun intended. Anyways I hope that helps. Alsot there's a reason the message at the menu of the game says that not all starts are balanced, on purpose. Ansalagon View Profile View Posts. Started on ireland with a friend, then on my own on ireland So it yeah, decide what you want to end up playing as, read a few guide if you feel like it and trial and error: If you start from different timelines, Ireland isn't really newbie island anymore. Portraits, and some minor things like the name Duchy of Munster becomes Duchy of Mumu.

Also, number of vassals you have, the political set up could change for unimportant characters. But overall, there shouldn't be too many changes. No 2 games will give you the same character stats. But overall political situation would be the same for the rulers. Keksalot View Profile View Posts. I don't reccomend playing in a period prior to as a beginner. There are alot of differant mechanics and threats you have to worry about pre that would just be a distraction from learning the rest of the game.

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