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Writer of the Purple Rage by Joe R. Edge of Dark Water by Joe R. Cold in July by Joe R. Act of Love by Joe R. Dead in the West by Joe R. Two-Gun Mojo by Joe R. Batman, Captured by the Engines by Joe R. Terror on the High Skies by Joe R. Briar Patch Boogie by Joe R. Hap and Leonard by Joe R.
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The Magic Wagon by Joe R. Honky Tonk Samurai by Joe R. Flaming London by Joe R. Dead Aim by Joe R. Zeppelins West by Joe R. Blood and Lemonade by Joe R. To learn more about Amazon Sponsored Products, click here. Always entertaining, champion storyteller Lansdale Vanilla Ride shares his best weird yarns in this terrific collection. Crucified Dreams, an emotional introduction I speak uncensored, unfiltered, and full of madness , prefaces 16 stories pushing the limits of westerns, mystery, horror, southern gothic, and satire.
Five Stoker-winning tales and several stories later translated onto the screen including campy Elvis tale Bubba Ho-Tep share space with such jewels as the intense Incident On and Off a Mountain Road, about a tough woman with a wild secret; succinct Cowboy, in which a man meets an African-American boy yearning for more stories about black cowboys; and the hilarious White Mule, Spotted Pig, about a frustrated man's bid for freedom via a wacky mule race.
This is a great introduction to the raunchy, cheerfully unclassifiable East Texan bon vivant. Where else but in a Lansdale story would one find Godzilla in a step program tailored to oversized monsters, or an octogenarian Elvis, confined to a bed in the Shady Grove Convalescent Home, facing down a soul-eating Egyptian mummy? Both tales are in this handpicked best-of collection, about which his fans could only object that its total of 16 stories is far too small. Would you like to tell us about a lower price? If you are a seller for this product, would you like to suggest updates through seller support?
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A soul-sucking Mummy stalks Elvis and John F. Joe Bob Briggs has a moral dilemma: If your girlfriend turns zombie on you, what do you do? In this red-hot collection from world-champion Mojo storyteller Joe R. The high priest of Texan weirdness does it all: Prepare to be offended, shocked, and cackling like a crazed redneck. Read more Read less. Prime Book Box for Kids. Add both to Cart Add both to List. One of these items ships sooner than the other.
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Not everything is as it seems though and soon the pair find themselves in over their heads, as they look back upon the politics of their past. Will they be able to recover the money and live the good life? What will become of them both as they start to enter the savage season? If you see one missing just send me an e-mail below. Scott Bolton is an indie author who after 14 years away, returned to his H.
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