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For these reasons you will love your Spark! This email address is being protected from spambots. Johnson - Vietnam War tanker who got out of his tank to fight off an ambush with his pistol. Galvarino - When the Spanish cut off his hands, he strapped swords to his stumps and kept fighting. Ned Kelly - Australian bushranger fought a last stand in a homemade suit of plate armor.
Thanos - Possessor of the Infinity Gauntlet and grand ruler of existence. Saito Musashibo Benkei - Feudal Japanese warrior so tough that not even being dead could bring him down. Buck Shelford - Rugby player has ball ripped off in first half, comes back and plays the second. Yang Youde - Chinese farmer defends his land with homemade rocket launchers.
Wolverine - The prototypical comic book anti-hero. Fridtjof Nansen - Arctic explorer, adventurer, scientist, and Nobel Prize winner. Craig Harrison - British sniper recorded the longest-range kill in history. Lothar von Arnauld - The most successful submarine commander ever. Torii Mototada - Commander of the Japanese Alamo. Leonid Rogozov - Soviet surgeon removed his own appendix in Antarctica. Hervor - Viking shield-maiden and wielder of the magical sword Tyrfing. Mas Oyama - Godhand. Diomedes - Flamethrower-toting epic hero of mythological Greece. The Honey Badger - The world's most fearless animal.
Viriathus - Iberian hero who led the resistance against Rome.
Lydia Litvyak - The highest-scoring female fighter ace ever. The Winged Hussars - One of the most feared cavalry regiments of all time. Toyotomi Hideyoshi - Peasant-turned-samurai unified all of Japan under one ruler. Frederick von der Trenck - 18th century German adventurer, soldier, and prison escapee. Tlahuicole - Tough Aztec-fighting warrior who chose duty and honor over his own survival. Tomyris - Warrior-queen of the Massegetae who defeated the most powerful Emperor of the ancient world.
Charles Upham - The only infantryman to win the Victoria Cross twice. The Kraken - What has two giant eyes, eight legs, a couple tentacles, and an insatiable thirst for human blood? Hiromichi Shinohara - The greatest Japanese fighter ace you've never heard of.
Lewis Millett - Veteran of three wars led the last bayonet charge in U. Caterina Sforza - Crazy medieval tyrant who subjected her foes to ruthless tortures. George Orwell - The man who wrote once got shot through the neck by a sniper while fighting Fascists in Spain. Richard Francis Burton - The manliest writer of all time. Anna Comnena - One of the best and most complete sources of historical documentation during the Byzantine Era came from a woman who wasn't supposed to even know how to read.
Aeschylus - Greek warrior and one of the most famous playwrights of ancient history.
Aki Ra - Aki Ra is a Cambodian guy who disarms land mines with a pocketknife. Stephen Colbert - I shamelessly plug my book by writing about the TV's most badass talk show host. Bruce Crandall - Gutsy helicopter pilot repeatedly flew into a hot LZ to save his men. Rukhsana Kauser - 18 year-old Indian farmgirl takes on six terrorists armed with AKs. Finn McCool - Legendary Irish warrior and world-reknowned asskicker. Edward Low - The Caribbean's bloodiest and most brutal pirate. Ryan Cooper - Off-duty firefighter charged into a burning building to save two people.
Marie Curie - Invented the science behind chemotherapy and nuclear warfare.
Zeus - King of the Gods. Evel Knievel - The crazy daredevil whose insanity has become the stuff of legend. Juliane Koepcke - 17 year old German girl survives a horrific plane crash and escapes the Amazon rain forest. Buzz Aldrin - Fighter pilot, astronaut, moonwalker, face-puncher. Leonardo Da Vinci - Utterly brilliant inventor, scientist, artist, and crazy person.
Amelia Earhart - America's most famous aviatrix. Reusser - The most decorated aviator in Marine Corps history. Piye - The Nubian king who installed himself as Pharaoh. Blenda - A young Swedish girl slaughters an entire army of marauding Vikings. Tom Wanyandie - 78 year-old man saves his son from a bear by beating it with a stick. Australian Light Horse - The story of the last great cavalry charge in military history.
Che Guevara - Revolutionary, guerrilla fighter, and bloody executioner -- the man behind the t-shirt. Hannah Duston - Frontierswoman escapes from her captors by killing them all with an axe. Ben Nyaumbe - Man battles a giant, thirteen-foot, man-eating python for over three hours. Paul Rusesabagina - The hero of the Rwandan Genocide saved over a thousand people from crazy machete-toting maniacs. Alexander Solonik - The Russian outlaw who had epic shooting skills and escaped some of the most remote prisons in the world.
Howard - Green Beret fought off terrorist ambush with a sniper rifle and a rocket launcher. Mai Bhago - Sikh warrior-saint led a group of deserters to bloody redemption. Harriet Tubman - Fearless conductor of the Underground Railroad. Jason Voorhees - Happy Friday the 13th.
The Titanoboa - A 43 foot-long, 2,pound prehistoric kill-snake from Hell. Sullivan - Last of the great bare-knuckle boxers. Geronimo - Apache warrior fought a twenty-five year war against both the U. Nikola Tesla - King of the mad scientists. Liver-Eating Johnson - It's not just a clever name. King David - Poor shepherd killed a giant and became Israel's greatest King. Cloelia the Hostage - Heroine of the Roman Republic led a group of captive women to freedom.
Hill - Navy Boatswain saved his ship from destruction during the raid on Pearl Harbor. Michael Groves - One man fought off a dozen Somali pirates with a fire hose. Beowulf - Mythical monster-killing hero pulled a demon's arm off with his bare hands. Vasily Zaitsev - One of history's most successful and well-known snipers. Abraham Van Helsing - The original gangsta of vampire hunting.
The Duke of Wellington - One of Britain's all-time greatest heroes and the man who put an end to Napoleon's antics. Zachary Taylor - year military veteran, war hero, and 12th President of the United States. Jean de Valette - Medieval commander who led Knights Hospitaller in a brave defense against , Turkish warriors. Baba Deep Singh - Not even chopping this guy's head off could stop him from avenging his faith.
Jeanne Hachette - Teenage girl who defended her city walls with a hatchet. Imi Lichtenfeld - Israeli national hero and founder of the badass martial art Krav Maga. Josey Wales - Joined a band of Confederate guerillas to avenge the murder of his wife and son. Eric Pianka - Field biologist who specializes in desert reptiles, buffalo, and falconry; and when he's not wrestling deadly animals he's working on his theories on human population control.
Emperor Tiberius Caesar - Way too cool to handle the task of running the Roman Empire, so instead he partied all over the empire, drinking and having orgies the Roman way. Chuck Yeager - World War 2 pilot and the first person to ever break the sound barrier, Chuck tested planes, broke speed records, and trained astronauts for the United States for 3 decades. Hiroo Onoda - After refusing to believe that the Second World War was over, Hiroo continued to collect intel on Allied troop movement in the Philippines until Marvin Heemeyer - After getting dicked up and down by City Hall, Marvin took matters into his own hands and welded together a killdozer you heard me to stick it to the man.
Marquis de Lafayette - With a major axe to grind on England's face, Lafayette joined forces with George Washington during the American Revolution to help cock slap the British. Captain James Macrae - In the face of a dick load of pirates, Macrae fought tooth and nail to keep his crew safe. Billy Bishop - Bishop kicked German ass in the skies, notching kills left and right, fighting The Red Baron's squad, and living to tell the tale. Justinian II - Emperor of the Byzantines who was a real dick about taxes and ruthless with his enemies, and even tried to arrest the Pope.
Attila the Hun - His nickname says it all: The Scourge of God. Viking at Stamford Bridge - One of the most badass nameless berserkers to ever wield an axe. Osceola - American Indian who challenged the United States in the age old disagreement between American Indians and white people of the principles of land ownership.
Mitchell-Hedges - Spent his days being a living version of Indiana Jones, exploring dangerous territory and stealing treasure. Alexander Selkirk - Stranded on an island for four years and not acting like a little bitch made this guy so awesome Daniel Defoe wrote Robinson Crusoe after him. Chesty Puller - Rose through the ranks of the Marines from Private to three star General, busting all kinds of balls along the way. Jason Bourne - So good at his job that even amnesia couldn't take him down.
Adnan bin Saidi - Staved the Japanese military off for two days with not much more than bayonets, brute force, and balls. Alvin York - Single-handedly killed 28 German soldiers and captured more in a single day, no big deal. Chief Lapu-Lapu - Bitch-slapped Magellan for trying to edge in on his turf, and asserted Filipinos as motherfuckers not to be trifled with. MacGyver - The spy who can make bitchin escape tools out of virtually nothing and a little duct tape. Thor Heyerdahl - Built ships out of seriously outdated materials to give the archaeological community something to scratch their heads at, and just for funsies.
Voytek the Soldier Bear - It's a bear that was a soldier. There is no other comparison to how cool that is. Yogender Singh Yadav - Scaled a mountain to save his country in the amount of time it takes Chuck Norris to take a shit. Godzilla - The product of nuclear detonations in Japan, this fuck of a monster uses Tokyo as his playground. William Wallace - The pioneer of the quest for Scottish independence, Wallace whipped out his six foot claymore and equivalently sized dick to fight the English.
Elliot Stabler - The fictional cop that every real cop should look up to. Hanzo Hattori - The father of all ninjas. Xie Jinyuan - No nonsense officer during the Battle of Shanghai who didn't take shit from anyone. They were all disappointed to find out that there is no basement in the Alamo. Makoto Nagano - This guy is proof that ninjas still exist.
Roland - One of the few people who make the French look awesome. Joe Simpson - When climbing mountains wasn't enough, this motherfucker started climbing ice. El Cid Campeador - Spanish military commander who busted serious heads in Spain during the 11th century. Hector of Troy - Trojan prince with a fight resume that would make you piss yourself.
Jeanne de Clisson - When the King of France had her husband beheaded as a traitor, the "Tigress of Britanny" assembled a fleet of black-hulled warships and personally wreaked vengeance on the Crown. The Duke of Caxias - The greatest war hero in Brazilian history, this rebellion-quelling military commander personally led a hardcore cavalry charge at the age of This name uses Spanish naming customs: Fredegund - The Middle Ages' most bloodthirsty and ruthless queen. In other projects Wikimedia Commons. Hugh Glass - Killed a grizzly with his bare hands hahaha puns FTW , then traveled miles after being left for dead by his buddies. He remained with the club for the season, and also spent a spell on loan back at Deportivo Cali in Colombia, before moving to another MLS side, Miami Fusion , in , where he also remained for two seasons.
Toshiro Mifune - Used his talent to create the standard image of Samurai to the modern world. Ahmad Shah Massoud - The best thing that ever happened to Afghanistan. Jack McCoy - He will cut your shit down, with justice. Michael Wittmann - The top-scoring tank ace of all time.
Anne Bonny - A pirate with breasts. Pancho Villa - Tried to take the corrupt rulers out of Mexico. At least he tried. Indiana Jones - The most badass archaeologist to ever throw a Nazi into an airplane propeller. Bear Grylls - Has more adventure in his left nut than you have in your entire body. And he drinks his own piss.
Proving that the Canadians weren't nice all the time. Jean Danjou - Commander of the French Foreign Legion so badass the nation of France leads an annual parade with his fake hand. The Predator - Your worst extraterrestrial nightmare. Lyudmila Pavlichenko - Female Russian sniper with a dickload of confirmed kills. Sir Francis Drake - Took down the Spanish Armada with nothing but ambition and a bunch of ships he set on fire. Arthur Du Mosch - Pinned a leopard to the ground with his bare hands. The Punisher - Has no compunction about fucking your shit up after his wife and kid were murdered.
The A Warthog - Pants-shitting awesome asplode machine. Conan of Cimmeria - An adventurer who makes sleeping with babes in the middle of a battle look like a rare art form. Akbar the Great - Indian emperor who un-fucked a lot of India. John Paul Jones - The most balls-out naval commander in American history. Cincinnatus - Fixed Rome up real good, and in 16 days flat.
Ben Thompson - Gunslinger who at one point or another held every badass occupation in the Old West. Samson - One of the few people in the Bible who got legitimate superpowers. Dan Daly - One of only two people to receive the medal of honor twice. Andrew Jackson - United States President who didn't mind an occasional bullet to the chest, and would shoot your shit down if you looked at him wrong.
Odysseus - The Trojan war wasn't even enough of an adventure for this guy. Wesley Autrey - Saved a film student from a moving subway train by jumping onto the tracks. Beck Weathers - Almost died scaling Mount Everest, but ended up walking down the mountain, in the dark, with frostbite in nearly every single appendage. Eric Nerhus - Eaten by a shark and survived. Cuchulainn - The Irish Chuck Norris. John Wayne - The quintessential American.
Giuseppe Garibaldi - Didn't matter what country he was in, he wanted some freedom goddamnit. Rama - The Hindu God of saving princess from gigantic fucking demons. Audie Murphy - The most decorated soldier in American history. Ching Shih - A female pirate in charge of a fleet so powerful it kicked the shit out of the Chinese Imperial Navy.
David Bleak - Combat medic who took down the enemy with his bare hands in order to save his buddies. The Headless Horseman - Headless. Caesar Augustus - Used democracy to make himself Roman Emperor. Zvika Greengold - Fought for Israel in the Yom Kippur War, and helped stave off the Syrians with seemingly no regard for personal safety, and with a giant set of balls.
Ali ibn Abi Talib - The first male convert to Islam and one of Mohammad's most powerful and revered warriors. Susan Kuhnhausen - Even a hitman with a claw hammer couldn't shake this woman's focus. The B-2 Bomber - The mother of all American bomber planes. Steve Irwin - Craziest, coolest man to ever willingly shove his hand into a crocodile's danger zone. Larcena Pennington - This chick made the Oregon Trail her bitch. Race Bannon - Bold enough to bodyguard Johnny Quest. Strong enough to pistol-whip bears to death. Australia - The most badass continent on Earth, this place has fucking trees that can kill you.
The Asiatic Honey Bee - Psychotic little bees that kill gigantic evil wasps with no problem. Zinedine Zidane - This guy's sense of revenge was so well-developed that he got tossed from the most important game of his life for headbutting his enemy out of spite. Perseus - The mythological uber-hero who slew the Medusa, rode Pegasus, and saved the hot naked babe from a sea monster.
Toby Wong - Genetically-engineered super-soldier and hero of the vastly-underappreciated martial arts movie Drive. Charun - The Etruscan God of beating people in the face with a hammer. The Killer Rabbit - That's no ordinary bunny. Michael the Archangel - The Patron Saint of soldiers, cops, and shanking Satan in the face with an icepick. Jules Winnfield - Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction. Ellen Ripley - The most kickass chick to ever fry a horde of aliens with a blowtorch. Henry Morgan - The pirate who became an Admiral.
Simon Bolivar - The dude who liberated pretty much every friggin' country in South America. The Emperor - The cruelest, most sinister supervillain in outer space, this dude shoots lightning out of his balls and kind of looks like the Pope. General Zod - Kneel before Zod! Inigo Montoya - My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father.
Crecy - The baddest man in the st Tank Battalion, this guy was a Nazicidal maniac who mowed through the enemy and forgot about taking names. John Carter of Mars - The original gangsta of kicking the shit out of aliens and macking on hot space babes. Molly the Cow - The insane cow that went on a wild rampage to avoid getting shipped to the slaughterhouse. Mick Foley - A no-holds-barred wrestler who never hesitated to jump off a cage and face-plant some thumbtacks as long as it made for good television.
The Bride - A one-woman wrecking crew of limb-severing violence. Mariusz Pudzianowski - The strongest man in the world. Ernest Henry Shackleton - Probably the most insane Antarctic explorer in history. John McClane - The ultimate action movie hero. Hugh Glass - Killed a grizzly with his bare hands hahaha puns FTW , then traveled miles after being left for dead by his buddies. Charles XII of Sweden - Immune to pain and defeat, this guy single-handedly made Sweden a national power, then made sure that when he went down the entire country went down in flames with him.
Rupert Murdoch - The closest thing to a James Bond villain that the real world has to offer. Ron Woods - When some dude tried to jack his car, Ron fought him off with nothing more than a cell phone and a cup of coffee. Moby-Dick - A gigantic evil Sperm Whale that crushes ships by ramming them with his face. Maddox the Pirate - The best pirate in the universe.
The Four Horsemen - The four beings charged with annihilating the Earth. The Spartans - The famous last stand of King Leonidas and his badasses. Arminius - The berserking German who dealt Rome it's greatest and most total defeat. Zydrunas Savickas - The real-life embodiment of the Incredible Hulk.
Only this guy's Lithuanian. Vlug - This dude took out an entire squadron of Japanese tanks, on foot, while carrying nothing more than a bazooka and four rounds of ammunition. Kefka - A psychotic evil clown who becomes Emperor of the World and then turns himself into a God. The Panther Tank - One of the most effective and powerful tanks ever produced.
Han Solo - The badass gunslinger from a galaxy far, far away. Muhammad Ali - The greatest. Daniel M'Mburugu - 73 year-old dude kills a wild leopard by punching it in the mouth and pulling it's tongue out of its head. Saladin - Scourge of the Crusaders and the greatest Muslim military commander since Mohammad.
Aron Ralston - Amputated his own arm with a pocketknife in order to survive after a horrific canyoneering accident pinned him on a canyon floor. Jackie Chan - One of the biggest icons in the history of martial arts cinema. John Matrix - After terrorists kidnapped Alissa Milano, Arnold had to blow their heads off with a rocket launcher. Ash - Good, bad, he's the guy with the gun. And the chainsaw arm. The Blues Brothers - These guys are pretty much the coolest motherfuckers ever. Hannibal - One of the greatest military minds in history, Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants and then crushed the Romans on their own turf.
Alcibiades - The sex-crazed alcoholic naval commander who helped Athens gain advantage in the Peloponnesian War, then flipped sides and won the war for Sparta. Stanislav Petrov - The man who single-handedly saved the planet from annihilation by disobeying a direct order to launch nuclear warheads at the United States. The Black Death - The pandemic that killed more people than every war in history combined. Doc Holliday - The infamous half-insane, alcoholic, gunfighting dentist.
Ivan Drago - The genetically-engineered Soviet super-athlete. Sarah Connor - The toughest, most no-nonsense asskicking female action hero of all time. Al Capone - America's most notorious bootlegger, and a hardcore Sicilian gangster who would just as soon machine gun you into gibs than piss on your burning corpse.