The Falstaff Vampire Files

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Her city—air, fire, water, earth magics—becomes a battleground for forces that may destroy it, and for people tied to those forces who will destroy themselves if they don't break free of them. The Falstaff Vampire Files. For those who love the paranormal or riotous bad boys, meet Sir John Falstaff, Vampire, undead and misbehaving in San Francisco.

In The Falstaff Vampire Files , San Francisco psychologist Kris Marlowe doesn't believe in vampires, but when she's attacked by a horde of murderous monsters, she must seek help from Sir John Falstaff, the most famous rogue in history, who once drank ale and now drinks only blood. Although novices to the vampire and vampiric parody fields will find the work a laugh-a-minute, people who have some familiarity with Dracula and works of Shakespeare will find this even more wonderful. Written in Dracula's journal style, but updated, the work name-drops like no one's business, is clever and punny, as well as extremely aware of the meta nature of vampiric literature.

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In addition, it adds new elements to the vampire mythos. But The Falstaff Vampire Files is far more than just a clever tale. In these pages, Shakespearean strands wind threads that taste like Stoker, then twist 'round bright strings of tragic betrayal, dramatic speech, tender love, and comedic relief in just the right pattern. Falstaff documents three women's discovery of vampires in San Francisco. Library Journal calls The Program "a lively first novel.

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Description In this fresh revisioning of the vampire genre, Sir John Falstaff is undead and misbehaving in San Francisco. Middle-aged psychologist Kris Marlowe doesn't believe in vampires, but when she's attacked by a horde of murderous monsters, she must seek help from the most famous rogue in history, who once drank ale and now drinks only blood.

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